drunkident
any accident transpiring as a bi product of drunkenness that in a state of sobriety would not have occurred.
my delta sigma phi fraternity brother almost burned down the gamma xi house when he p-ssed out drunk with candles lit on top of furniture. this means he had a drunkident!
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