Drunkin Spiderman
when you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the j-zz in your own face
i preformed a drunkin spiderman last night when i got home wasted from a bar. i was doing my wife, and right before i was gonna finish, i pulled out to preform the spiderman; but b/c i was so drunk i accidently threw the j-zz in my own face instead of hers
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