Drunkjury
an injury obtained while inebriated. generally -ssociated with binge drinking, drunkjury’s usually are obtained during a black out period and the source of the injury is often not remembered the next day.
ya, you totally ate it in a wheel-chair at that party last night, we thought the wheelchair was safe for your drunk -ss but somehow you managed to flip it over. your arm id pretty messed up, sweet drunkjury.
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