drunkometer
a measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.
yeah, i’d bone jenna bush. oh sh-t, i must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.
:drunk ä-mə-tər, the inner sense one has, to know when they have had enough to drink.
when i drink beer i know when i’ve had enough and when to stop. apparently when i drink vodka martinis, my drunkometer does not work.
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