drunkpologize
the act of apologizing in the aftermath of drunken revelry, usually via sms the next day, blaming all one’s bad decisions on being drunk. also referred to as a “drunkpology.”
ex. 1:
“my boyfriend made out with some chick last night and tried to drunkpologize this morning. f-ck that.”
ex. 2:
person 1:”cr-p! i just broke that jake’s 44 inch flatscreen!”
person 2: “it’s okay, man. you can just drunkpologize tomorrow. he’ll understand.”
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