Drunkslexia
form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media
him: “jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc”
(morning after)
her: “hey, what did you mean to say last night?”
him “no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia”
her “good, because i’m your sister.”
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