Drunkuition
intuition, but drunk; usually h-rny and wrong; incorrect in nature but feels oh so right
my drunkuition tells me that i should definitely have s-x with my best friend’s ex-boyfriend, he’s hot and she won’t care.
if he was sober he would not have fist pumped on the dance floor, but his drunkuition told him it was a great idea.
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