Drunkvice
when a drunk person gives you advice. it’s usually cynical and incoherent, but you better act like you understand/agree with everything they’re saying, unless you feel like arguing in circles for a few hours. those who drunkvise can get pretty angry when their drunkvice isn’t accepted as pure genius. people most pr-ne to drunkvising are parents, know-it-alls, authors, egotistical douchebags, and probably kanye west.
liam: because you know, that’s life, you don’t eat where you sh-t and you don’t feed the bite that handles you…otherwise…. you’ll totally get f-cked but not..not in the good way. like….shatner. you know? yah you know.
doug: watch out you guys, liam is giving drunkvice again.
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