Dry as a Jacobs’ cream cracker


(expression) the opposite of ‘as wet as an otter’; when a woman is not s-xually aroused. she’s so dry, it’s like when you have a mouth full of jacobs’ cream cracker (rather nasty!)
oooh, that charlie from eastenders, he’s so fat and grotesque, when i see him, i’m as dry as a jacobs’ cream cracker!

cheers for the idea claire

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