Dry Click
a male -rg-sm that is completely devoid of -j-c-l-t-.
reaching s-xual climax without an ejection of s-m-n.
occurs most commonly in older males, young boys or any individual who experiences hindered s-m-n production.
can be used as a noun or a verb (dry clicking, dry clicked)
little johnny vigorously rubbed his genitalia against his favorite teddy bear until he experienced a dry click.
old man jenkins discovered that s-xual intercourse still had meaning in his life, after repeatedly dry-clicking up inside his wife, henrietta.
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