Dry Funk


the way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. it shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
dude i could barely spot scuba steve today at the gym. he’s been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it’s got the dry funk!!!

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