Dry Guy
a male who does not use any type of lubrication when masturbating.
male: to h-ll with lube, when you’re a dry guy like me, you can m-st-rb-t- anytime, anywhere.
little known fact, most serial killers are dry guys.
a very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.
man, that b-tch must give one h-ll of a dry guy because dan’s been limping around all week.
(noun). the absence of a womans saliva on a males t-st-cl-s. the t-st-cl-s are not sobbing wet of saliva from a b-lls-and-c-ck bl-w j-b. the opposite of what is wet t-st-cl-s form salty sweat or spit up from deep throating
alex: “listen babe i have had dry guys for about 2 weeks now. i think you need to slob on them for me”
paige: “okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? it tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys.”
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