Dry Hobo Jerkdown
a dry, sandpapery hand job
first coined by the comedic mind of mr. dave attell
often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.
she didn’t even have the decency to spit on her hand first! it was a dry hobo jerkdown! what are these girls’ stepfathers’ teaching them?
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