dry january
dry january is the process of intercourse in the cool january air, which is low in moisture and tends to leave everything dry and uncomfortable. much like getting your tongue stuck to a pole.
after december, dry january becomes a prevalent danger
we were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again
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