dry muffin
a cunning device used to thwart m-ffin rapists.
to turn the tables on those dastardly m-ffin rapists one hollows out a m-ffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. when the delinquent thief sn-tches your m-ffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
“hey jaoquin, that vile m-ffin rapist pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry m-ffin in his mouth!!”
a guy who looks good from far away in an ooh kinda way, but when you get up close, they are a disappointment. much like biting into a dry m-ffin.
that tall blonde guy turned out to be a dry m-ffin d-mn it.
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