Dry my lizard
to urinate, make water, relieve yourself, take a leak, spend a penny, p-ss water.
the phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you’re going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.
the origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
“2 seconds guys, i need to dry my lizard.”
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