Dry Salmon


a young v-g-n- that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-sn-tch. enjoy at your own risk.
“hey man, did you hook up with jenny last night?”

“naw bro, she let that fish go…dry salmon!”

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