Dry Wank
the w-nk of a young man not yet able to produce a load. after much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
“hey kid, go dry w-nk yourself to sleep”
2. the art of being able to m-st-rb-t- oneself to the point of -rg-sm but stop short of -j-c-l-t–n.
oh bother i can’t find any tissues never mind i’ll treat myself to a dry w-nk
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