drycember
the act of prohibition of alcohol during the month of december in support of finals, exams and -ssignment. unlike octsober however, drycember only last’s up till december 23rd, after which follows 3 weeks of binge drinking and possibly narcotic addictions.
commonly observed by asians.
also see octsober.
“chan! two sl-tty elves just texted and told us to go to their party!”
“stfu guai lo, i practice drycember, talk to me after the 23rd!”
the act of abstaining from masturbation during the month of december.
“you doing drycember this year?” – guy 1
“yeah its gonna be a tough one, my blue b-lls are gonna make it hard to walk” – guy 2
“i know how you feel mate, but tradition is tradition” – guy 1
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