dryhair
friend to the mouthbreather, a dryhair is someone who chooses to use no hair product of any kind regardless of activity. the dryhair’s hair is generally air dried, then styled (or most often parted) with a generic comb. dryhair is usually accompanied by dockers khackis, rockport shoes, and on casual fridays, a hawaiian shirt.
steve, the dryhair that sits across the hall from me asked, “have you ever not used stuff (hair product) in your hair”? i did not dignify him with an answer.
i overheard some dryhairs talking about an upcoming avatar convention in our town. i will avoid that area.
another, more discreet way of talking about diarrhea without letting the whole world in on your bodily dysfunction or irritable bowel syndrome.
“how’d you like that moroccan restaurant last night?”
“not my favorite, it gave me the worst dry hair.”
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