dsb

deadly s-m-n buildup ~ medical condition caused by prolonged lack of s-x. fatal if not treated.
“i’m p-ssy because i have dsb”
dsb = deadly sperm buildup- as in your b-lls are full and they are going to explode.
we made out for an hour and it was so hot i got dsb and thought i was going to die!
d-mn straight b-tch.

tryna set a b-tch straight? look no farther. just respond dsb, and all your problems will be solved.
guy: blow me

girl: do i have to?

guy: dsb
dsbs(dee esss beez) or deadly sperm build-up (noun,adj)

1. disorder/disease typically found in married men/ men in long term relationships.
2. caused by prolonged teasing by grossly immoral, deceptive, cruel, vicious women.
3. a pathological condition characterised by psychosis, manic depression, scrotal cyst infection, penile atrophe, testicular eruption, paralysis.
4. a most effective ploy in getting women to put out.
c’mon! it’s just a bj … i can die from the dsbs!

deadly s-m-n build-up. a large quant-ty of sperm and s-m-n in the t-st-cl-s. meaning it’s been awhile since you got laid. often leading to frequent cases of blue b-lls
i need to get laid, i’ve got a case of dsb
designated sober buddy, the non-vehicular equivalent of a designated driver. this person’s job is to be 100% sober, in order to ensure the safety of a small group of people who are drunk, stoned, crossfaded, or otherwise intoxicated
person 1: yo how f-cked up did you get?
person 2: everything was chill af, we all got home ok cuz we brought a dsb
male version of pms. dsb- deadly sperm back-up, caused by not getting laid make men miserable and b-tchy like women get when they suffer from pms.
i wigged out and went postal on my dog yesterday because of dsb.