dtvg
a group of awesome humans who love drinking jager, playing volleyball while drinking jager, tubing while drinking jager, golfing while drinking jager, and getting dirty while drinking jager. dtvg doesn’t just represent a group of individuals, it represents a tight knit family where the love is real, while drinking jager.
1. used as a verb – (billy) “those two are crazy as f-ck!” (tommy) “yea, they are so dtvg”
2. you might be dtvg af if…
…you get kicked out of applebees
…you kiss under the d-ckletoe
…you spike a ball off of tina’s face
…your group theme song is “i am not a wh-r-” by lmf–.
…travel more than 2 hours to be with the crew
…play at bush park in february
…play dope -ss games on a frozen lake
…wear an empty ice cream container on your head and call it a hat
…cheat at a game every possible in hopes of not being caught
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