Dtwlf
the definition is “dad they would like to f-ck”. seeing that there are alot of s-xy single dads that take care of their kids females are strongly attracted to them.
when a dtwlf walks down the street with his kid and no wedding ring all the females in a four mile radius are attracted.
mostly milfs and cougars! (warning do not try this when in an foreign country or in canada…last due to frozen b-lls.)
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