Dual-sexual
someone who is attracted mutually exclusively to both s-xes. a dual s-xual is attracted to males approximately half the time (e.g. tuesdays, thursdays, sat-rdays) and attracted to females the remainder of the time. this is not to be confused with “bis-xuals” who are attracted to both s-xes all the time.
“i think brian is bis-xual”
“nah bro he’s dual-s-xual”
a s-xual orientation in which a member of both s-xes must be present in addition to a dual-s-xual individual in a s-xual scenario for that dual-s-xual individual to become s-xually aroused. members of both s-xes do not need to partic-p-te, but simply be present. for example, a dual-s-xual individual could be intimate with a woman, but only if another man is present. this other man could simply sit in the corner and read the newspaper, but so long as he is there the dual-s-xual individual will become aroused.
he’s dual-s-xual! he’s not gay, but he needs a dude there to get in the mood!
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