Duber

when you’re an uber driver and you have s-x with your p-ssenger.
hey driver how many dubers do you have?
three.
a “duber” (pr-nounced doober) is an uber-douchebag. duber is a word that can be used to describe a person who is far too douchey for the word “douchebag” to do justice to their character.

“so, did you tell kevin it’s over?”
“yeah, i broke up with him yesterday.”
“how did he take it?”
“that duber keyed my car and shat on my doorstep!”

a term for joints – can be used for any kind of weed, though.
i love dubers!
lets smoke some dubers!
kid at landon with a hot mom.
dude, it’s duber’s mom, what a milf!
a person, either male or female who is dirty, disgusting or of poor hygiene. another word for a tramp, or a sk-nky person.
example 1:
student on the phone to his mum;
son: ‘mum, i can’t afford to wash my clothes so i just wear the same ones over and over again’
mum: ‘g-d! your such a duber’

example 2:
‘man, did you just lick your plate and put it back in your cupboard? your such a duber’

example 3:
‘don’t drink from the milk bottle! your such a duber’
a small green midget who runs around naked mowing people’s lawns.
b-ry – yesy, stop being such a little duber!
yesy – omg no stop i am not a little duber, those things are gross!
duber (doo-ber) refers to the act of unwittingly entering a vehicle that matches the description of the vehicle that uber is sending you, but which is not your ride.
“last night i snagged a ride on uber. it said it was sending a driver in a blue honda. two minutes later the car pulls up and i jump inside. driver screams and i realize it’s the wrong blue honda.”
“d-mn, you got dubered.”
a pre-p-b-rty stage h-m-s-xual that has boundary issues amongst his own family. not to be confused with a p-b-r, which is what he’ll become after reaching p-b-rty.
duber enjoys being spanked by his own father just a little too much.