Duck Ass
duck -ss is that obnoxious meg ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. there are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. it is a close relative of the mullet.
tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck -ss hair-do. why can’t she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+
a hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck’s -rs-. both men and women wore this hairstyle. on men, it was held in place with grease.
also called a d.a.
elvis presley wore a duck -ss hairdo.
a person whom you date or are -ssociate with that you are ashamed and/or embarr-ss to bring around your normal friends or family forcing you to duck or dodge them when you drive by. most duck -ss people are jobless, wannabe gangsters that use women to pay their bills and drive their cars.
is katie still dating that duck–ss n-gg- from her job?
kelly: why do i get hurt by these guys? they just use me!
jim: cause you are attracted to duck–ss people.
-noun, duhk-as
1. an ambiguous slang;
used to describe being inebriated, or used as an insult.
-related forms
duck-ssed, adjective
1. “i was so duck-ssed, i quacked all over the p–p deck!”
2. “you stupid duck-ss.”
3. someone fails miserably at an intended action and is replied to by a p-sserby, “duck-ss.”
white girl that is young and bottom heavy. big fat -ss. so fat that she waddle when she walk.
“oh daaaaaayummmmmm look at dat duck -ss.”
someone who does or says something so stupid that they deserve a kick in the -ss. derived from the way ducks hold their tail feathers up in the air, exposing their -sses
dude: rich just bet that guy $300 he could finish the entire fifth of 151.
bro: da f-ck?
dude: dunno.
bro: rich is a duck -ss. he’s gonna lose the money and be p-ssed the f-ck out.
the term “duck–ss” originated in the school “matthew moss” where a boy called matt southworth was repeatedly called for his duck like features.
look over there! thats matt the duck -ss! man he has a s-xy -ss!
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