duck doctor
it’s the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the v-g-n-trician.
duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the v-g-n-. it looks like a ducks bill.
“d-mn it, i have my annual with the duck doctor.”
“the who?”
“the duck doctor. you know, the gyno. that sh-t looks like a duck bill.”
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