Duck Paste
noun. used to describe the pate coloured substance found at the entrance on the -n-s and/or on a p-n-s during or after -n-l s-x with a dirty wh-r-. the substance itself is a mixture of sh-t, -n-l lubricant & pre-c-m. rare to be seen in p-rno films produced today but a common sight in pioneering -n-l & dp p-rn during the 1970’s and 1980’s. now days, female p-rn stars avoid ‘duck paste syndrome’ by pre-shoot enema or colic irrigation
“yuck, that chick i just -ss-f-cked left duck paste all over my c-ck…i better get her to lick it off.”
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