Duck stash
the mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.
person 1 “dude, i hate when you eat soup for lunch!”
person 2 “why?”
person 1 “because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! you are so f–king fowl!”
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