ducked
a textagram of f-cked, used instead of adding ‘f-cked’ to the ‘my words’ list. now used irl instead of dropping the f-bomb
(texting):
dude, i’m so ducked for that test tomorrow
(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?
a compulsive liar-‘s story based on his inception of truth.
-duck himself.
“can’t believe he ducked me today.”
ducked (v): the act of receiving f-ll-t– whilst driving.
the individual providing f-ll-t– must duck down during the act.
“yo b! did i see you rolling down the street staring at the sky?”
“nah dawg, i was gettin’ ducked by that hoochie tanisha from ’round the way…she gives that good top, yo”
when a guy is on break or has recently broken up with his girlfriend and tries find a replacement. the new girl will probably fall for him. then he goes back to his old girlfriend leaving the other girl in the dust, or “ducking” her.
the “replacement” girl got ducked.
girl 1: so what ever happened to what’s his name?
girl 2: oh he ducked me, for real. he went back to his ex.
girl 1: oh girl that sucks. lyin’, cheatin’, huzzies always get the good ones.
the funniest insult i have had from a girl with the biggest nose ever and is a lot uglier than me.
“tbh love your a f-cking duck’ed”
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