Ducker Up
v. – to “pucker up” in preparation of kissing/sucking a d-ck. the special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. it involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue’s center wrapped in a u shape and the sides flattening out to either side. this provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.
tim scro: “jennifer, ducker up b-ttercup, here i come.”
-one minute later-
“aaaah! jen itols, you are the best girl in the universe. i’m so glad i decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would’ve been shipped to that other bidder.”
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