duckjob
it comes from j-panese s-xual practice whereby a man inserts his p-n-s into the quivering touchhole of a live duck. the duck’s head is then lopped off and in the final moments of its apparently futile life, the -n-s spasms. the same principle is used by j-panese hookers where they dunk their heads in tubs of water while sailors penetrate their twitching love sockets with their filthy, uncut sushi rolls. another reason to travel j-pan!
after a long night of munging for bean juice, i decided it was time for a duckjob.
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