duct tape
like the force, duct tape has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
this lady just wrecked her car! put some duct tape around it, before it gets messy.
make things that shouldn’t move stay put. the opposite of wd40.
(a.)only one of the coolest things ever. if you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you’re a guy or he and/or you are married).
(b.)a nice little money maker. people will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. of course if i had no skill in making it, i would too.
(a.)girl-“hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?” guy-“yea, i think i’m gonna propose today!” girl-“hey, aren’t you married…and a guy?” guy-“dangit!”
(b.)i just made 20 dollars when i sold this stuff i made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!
the solver of all of lifes problems. it will fix anything, even your love life.
much like google, duct tape is g-d
the holiest of all man-made materials. can be easily used by the smallest of children and has the adhesive power to make anything work brand new.
“quick this man’s arm has fallen off, get me the duct tape!”
1. it holds the universe together.
“duct tape holds all things together.”
g-d’s gift to man. the perfect mix between untility and cost. the average sized role of duct tape costs less than $2 and is availiable to be purchased almost anywhere. duct tape is not as sticky as gorrila tape, but it is much less expensive and more easily obtained. every man must have a roll of duct tape somewhere. it is the perfect addition to the car, utility closet and tool box of anyone.
duct tape was origionally created during world war 2 for the us military to water-proof ammunition crates in the wet climates of the pacific and northern europe. the water-proof qualities earned it the name duck tape as it repelled water like a duck’s feathers. gis then began using this tape for fixing things in the field. after the war, this useful product was unsuccesfully used to seal duct work (hence the generic name) later to be replaced by foil tape. the two main producers of quality duct tape are duck tape and 3m. it is ussually found in the full-sized, gray roll. however, it can be found in many colors and sizes with many backings (plastic, rubber, fibered etc).
something is officialy broken when it cannot be fixed with duct tape.
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