dude claw
dude claw (n) human phalis, bunched tightly in either or both pant legs causing the scr-t-m to resemble a male version of the “camel toe”, and phalis to hug tightly in the pant leg looking shockingly similar to that of a dewclaw from a cat. hence the origin of the name ” dudeclaw”
don’t hornswaggle my dude claw tyrone, i thought we were boys!
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