Dude Filter
the filter in guys’ brains which keeps unspoken love and affection for one another unspoken, as it should be.
when a guy shows way too much physical and verbal affection for another guy, making otherwise normal situations and interactions creepy, awkward and uncomfortable, he has ignored his dude filter:
-extra long hugs.
-telling a guy he’s sweet and you love him.
-talking way too close to him.
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