Dude Flute
yet another phrase for the male genitalia but, one used to describe the act of giving, or receiving a bl-w j-b.
liam: hey baby! fancy some action? i’m toey’er than a roman sandal….
jenny: b-gg-r, the painters are in but i’d love to play a concerto on your dude flute?
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