Dude you have no Quran
said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. it may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
it was first used by jacob isom when he stole a quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
teacher: and now, we will look at the results. i’ll just get up that database.
student: dude you have no quran. (after having uninstalled the database software.)
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