dudeblight
(noun) an affliction of suddenly interesting neighborhoods in major cities, wherein a substantial segment of the population is supplanted by outsiders who will thoughtlessly pay $8 for a cup of black coffee, $7 grand for a studio apartment, and who also thoughtlessly cannot pay the slightest respect to anyone over 30 or who isn’t white.
individual portions of dudeblight are referred to as: bro, dude, dudette, and (when n-body sees them around) hipster and douchebag.
i used to love the mission, but it’s totally a big patch of dudeblight, now.
i walked home through that neighborhood last sat-rday and what the h-ll, total dudeblight, everywhere i went.
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