dudewaiting
the area–often with bench or lounge seating, sometimes just open floor–where cool dudes wait for their girls in retail stores.
can also be the act of dudewaiting: standing in said area and/or carrying her shopping bags.
stuck in dudewaiting while my gf tries on culottes.
-or-
i’m dudewaiting at victoria’s secret right now.
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