Due-Wested
to be drunk and high beyond possibility. to become this f-cked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a white owl and a couple of black and mild cigarellos. always smoke and then drink. side effects include:
1. rapping to no music.
2. hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. phone calls to the wrong people.
4. possible loss of $20.
5. ripping the b-tton off your pants while trying to pee.
6. swamp -ss
7. lacrosse stick up your -ss.
8. rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
note: if you plan on becoming due-wested, have someone hide your money and phone from you. your friend might be a horrible babysitter!
dani: let’s get due-wested guys!
shannon: i’ll watch.
matt: ok, sounds like fun!
2 hours later…
dani: holy sh-t matt! you just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! i think you might be due wested!
matt: (unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
shannon: well d-mn. i think i’ll go on a walk with tiffany.
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