duel

do u even lift?(sometimes spelt do you even lift?)
“d.u.e.l? bruh?”
“h-ll yeah m-f-…just…not consistently…u know…??”
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a screenshot from “duel” (1971). this was steven spielberg’s first major film. the story is about a businessman traveling across the desert in southern california to get to a job interview. out in the middle of nowhere, he gets stuck behind a semi-truck with an exhaust problem, and moving slowly. he p-sses it…it p-sses him…he p-sses it again, and it gives chase. in this scene the driver of the truck is trying to shove the main character into a train. the film inspired a number of rip-offs, many of them ‘ghost vehicles’ without actual drivers (“christine”, “the car”, “killdozer”, etc).
when two males stand face to face and proceed to m-st-rb-t- in the direction of each other. the person to be -j-c-l-t-d on first loses the duel.
i tried to get off quickly in the duel, but he c-mmed all over me before i got off.
a challenge between two people to settle a score. to initiate a duel, a duelist must demand satisfaction.
-slap with glove-
what? i demand satisfaction sir!
let us duel, what shall be your weapon of choice?
strap-on!
ok…
1. battle to the death
2. a cl-ssic film directed by spielberg
a contest between two individuals, no more, no less (er, obviously). despite what mr. anonymous would have you think, it is not necessarily a battle to the death. a chess match could be considered a duel, as could a swordfight, or a naked mudwrestling contest (between women, of course. naked men mudwrestling is a f-cking crime against nature).
“i challenge you to a duel! pick up your pugel stick! gladiators, rrrrrready?”
1. a term often used in yugioh representing a match between people in cards.

2. the reason why some yugioh haters think yugioh is a kid’s answer to violence.

3. walk back ten paces, turn, and fire!
it’s time to duel!

-slaps you with a glove- we duel at dawn!
an uberific nerd fight
hey frederick, i recently obtained the power of the dragon-wizard, let’s duel!