Duff Brain
an über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. he/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a p-n-s or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a sn-tch. aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.
can be used as a noun or verb.
drinks of choice: fortays (40’s), vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
music: bad euro-trash house stuff
permanent residence: ocean city, md or nj
1. dude one: “dude, why the f-ck did we bring brent…. he is duff braining so hard tonight… it’s funkin’ ruining my night.”
dude two: “i know, it’s my bad, but you won’t have to see him again till next summer.”
2. dudette one: “ugh, you are way to drunk brittany, you are a funkin’ duff brain and you even knew i wanted that kid…”
dudette two: “omgeez wtf alls i was gonna do was willis with him all night.”
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