duff’d
when ones pancreas explodes (from duff mckagan of guns n’ roses)
dude i was wasted last night i f-cked like 4 chinese prostetutes then my pancreas duff’d
duff’d (v) – the act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite s-x. unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and s-xual enuendos that don’t actually lead to s-x, merely the illusion that it will. the duff usually ends by the duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue b-lls/dry-gina.
man, i thought this relationship was going to go somewhere, but really i was just totally getting duff’d!
when something goes horribly wrong, as in when hillary duff was given a recording contract.
1) did you see that guy get hit by that truck? man, that was duff’d.
2) that girl’s face is duff’d.
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