DUH-DUNT-DUH-DUNT
noun. a person of abnormally (and sometimes amazingly)low intelligence that often is so perplexed by even the most simple ideas or tasks they are commonly found giving you that blank -ss stare that makes you want to reach back and slap them because they look so stupid or sometimes they are found acting on the most ubsurdedly r-t-rded thought process that the same slapping reaction may occur.
it should also be noted as a precautionary measure that duh-dunt-duh-dunts can actually spread their duh-dunt-duh-duntism to others and being a complete moron may actually be spreadable
ulysses is such a complete duh-dunt-duh-dunt!!!! i asked him to get me change for a twenty, and after being gone for an hour he brought me back the same 20 dollar bill and said he didnt understand exactly what i wanted
big floppy chuck taylors; long skinny sneakers.
i just got to south bay and the c.o. handed me a big pair of “duh dunt duh dunts”
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