DUI
driving under the influence aka: of alcohol
dui is the stupidest thing a human being can do.
“d”riving “u”nder the “i”nfluence (of drugs such as alchohol)
also, see paris hilton.
a nationwide study says that the most duis committed in america are by sl-tty females with the initials “ph”.
driving under the influence, pr-nounced dewey, refers to a person being arrested for driving after consuming alcohol. generally people with duis are not drunk but just over the arbitrary limit of .08 and unlucky enough to get pulled over by a cop. if you get a dui expect to pay a ton of fines, have your const-tutional rights violated, and be treated like a criminal.
duis are great ways for cops to meet there quotas and politicians love them too because they bring in a ton of revenue for the state. these laws do little to actually make the public safer.
-hey bob, how was your weekend?
-it sucked, i got a dui. the f-ckin pigs pulled me over for a broken tail light. i blew a .10 because i had four beers and now they’re taking away my license for 7 months and fining me $5,000. next time, i going to drink 20 beers because my lawyer says the penalties are the same if i do, i think i should at least get my money’s worth.
driving under the influence. most commonly alcohol. something you shouldn’t do but do it anyway until you get caught and goodbye license.
i got a dui and now i owe the court 2800$, have to take cl-sses that cost 1700$, lost my job, got a new low paying job and have to walk to work…
driving under the influence.
yo i got pulled over, i waz dui.
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