duke ellington
only the man who changed music forever.
duke ellington changed the world.
similar to the rusty trombone; however, in this case, the male farts in the woman’s face while receiving.
after eating beans, the rusty trombone turned into the duke ellington really fast.
when you knight someone with your pennis
“hay dave why are you wearing a eye patch? ”
“the duke ellington ceremony didn’t go as plained. i took a d-ck to the eye but worst thing is that i’m not a knight because i was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over.”
“i’m sorry i asked.”
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