dulaney

dulaney is not as much a school, but rather a representation of life, glory, and herpe infested lavatory conditions. its is a haven where ruit is not just looked upon as a highly prestigious sport, however it is seen as somewhat of a religion. dulaneys’ glory is withheld in its revelations in the fields of bathroom scr-w-ng and crunking in the clubbing. a “dulaney kid” (as they are referred to in the hoods of springdale, jacksonville, and mayschapel) can be recognized by his ability to proclaim his gettho’oscity while wearing abercrombie and fitch. not entirely accredited to the students alone. the “dulaney teacher” can be recognized for their vast amount of community service from collecting for beans n’ bread to posing as miss december to raise money for a new wing at the playboy mansion. with the stunningly s-xy alex carlson paving the “dulaney way,” this haven shall be held close to the hearts of many throughout the ages.
hereford kid, “hey! dulaney sucks.”
dulaney kid, “yeah we know…….b-tch.”
a center of apparent learning where kids from j-ville can afford all the weed they want, s-x in the bathrooms is a common event, where you get in more trouble for wearing a cut low shirt then for smoking, prep kids are more ghetto then boys in baby blue “shorts” and beaters, and teachers are 10% genuine, 30% crack addicts, 40% molesters, 20% mentally incapable. all of these endearing traits make druglaney one of the best schools in the state, known mainly for the drinking team that has a lacrosse problem.
officer: “you’re dulaney kids arn’t you?”
boy wearing ae and tims: “officer i swear to drunk i’m not g-d”
officer: “you’re stoned too”
girl wearing rl polo: “yea i know we’re really banged up”
a place where the girls wear ribbons and the guys wear polos and evrybody does drugs!
girl: “hey did you see the new ribbons the
girls are wearing?”
girl 2: “yah, if you buy 2 you get some
weed for free”