dumass
this is how idiots spell dumb-ss.
it’s dumb-ss, not dum-ss, dumb-ss.
an illiterate’s version of dumb -ss.
the dumb -ss writes dum-ss for dumb -ss.
the main plot of an a&w root beer commercial that aired several years ago in the usa, which depicts a man at a job interview repeatedly saying the name of the company and the boss–pr-nounced incorrectly–as “dumb-ss” instead of “dum-ss” (without the “b” and pr-nounced “doo-mas”), which ironically ends with mr. dum-ss saying, “what a dumb-ss!”
interviewee: mr. dumb-ss, i can bring a lot to dumb-ss and dumb-ss. i’m a go-getter! dumb-ss material all the way! so, am i your man, mr. dumb-ss?
interviewer: the name… is dum-ss.
youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=tme3wdmxbei
someone who may be intelligent, but who does something cl-ssically stupid which would infer that he/she is in actuality unintelligent. someone who acts negatively and out of character and is reprimanded, in jest, by their peers. similar to the uk’s “w-nker”, but used more lightly and with humor in canada.
cheating on a hot, sweet girlfriend / climbing buildings while intoxicated with loafers / peeing too close to metal in -28 weather / deciding it’s a good time to explore your emotional, feminine side at the urinals in the club / getting caught with exam answers in micro-print, taped to your hb pencil… female: putting nair on your eyebrows / using dish-detergent in the clothes washer / never checking the oil / video-taping the stagette / letting that hot guy from the hockey-team video tape slightly-tipsy p-rn-star-you…
“wow, ‘johnny’/’jenny’, that was a dummm -sss thing to do; you are a dum-ss!”
1.one who’s level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own -ss.
2.one who’s actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own -ss, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.
see also dumn-ss
dum -ss
dumn -ss
(don’t spend too much time on these alternatives, sperm-for-brains. they all mean the same thing.
jesus. dum-ss.
maybe if you weren’t such a dum-ss, people wouldn’t kick you.
stupid person.
also alexander dumas from the shawshank redemption. when the redneck mispr-nounces the authorof the man in the iron mask and tim robbins’character sets him straight.
shut up monsieur dum–ss!
-bay area way to describe as an adjective something extreme.
my jordans is dum-ss clean.
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