Dumb-Ball
when you are at a sporting event and the guy behind you loudly offers a play by play of the game, presumably to educate his kids. the problem is, he doesn’t know the game well, so is mis-informing his kids and everyone around him. you grit your teeth, but can’t correct him, as his kids will then know what he really is.
at a recent giant’s game the batter hit a soft fly that landed just over the first baseman’s head. the dad behind me called told his kids it was a can-o-corn, when it was really a duck-snort. what a dumb-ball!
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