Dumb Hummer


a phrase coined by folk-hop rapper why? (yoni wolf).

dumb hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life.

someone who drives a hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services.

these people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. when questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and -ssume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own.

“if you’ve ever sipped guinness through a cigarette filter,
or unwittingly tailored your style
after the war-footing of your nation’s leaders,
or wore fatigues in a civilian’s way,
or fit a hum-v
through the narrower streets,
downtown seeking parking on a friday night,
getting lodged in a metal way,
then that’s you.”

~why? “dumb hummer”
dumb hummer: “if you aren’t behind our troops, then prepare to stand in front of them.”

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